The Actual Shape of the Mayan Calendar

Monument to Baader-Meinhof (Revised Structure for the New German Learning)

A Message from Your Captain

"Don't let globalized Liberal Capitalism snake its way into your purest economic cavities and fissures, because once it's up in there, you'll never want to pay more than 99 cents for anything!"

Stay strong,

Scott Bakula

"There is no greater joy than the satisfaction of having thwarted the ambitions of those who would have you subjugate your own visage to the incarcerating purview of The Overseer." --Scott Bakula, On the Phenomenology of Enslavement: Life and Love on the Small Screen Gridiron