The Actual Shape of the Mayan Calendar

Monument to Baader-Meinhof (Revised Structure for the New German Learning)

A Message from Your Captain

"Don't let globalized Liberal Capitalism snake its way into your purest economic cavities and fissures, because once it's up in there, you'll never want to pay more than 99 cents for anything!"

Stay strong,

Scott Bakula

"There is no greater joy than the satisfaction of having thwarted the ambitions of those who would have you subjugate your own visage to the incarcerating purview of The Overseer." --Scott Bakula, On the Phenomenology of Enslavement: Life and Love on the Small Screen Gridiron

Hand to Mouth (and Back Again)

The limits of sign language.

Most contemporary theories attribute the formation of ghost nebulae to the collapse of massive, extra-dimensional star clusters. These events, though modest in scale, can produce conditions which result in the spontaneous emesis of huge blankets of gas which will then bleed through the galaxy's outer walls like the sound of your neighbor's stereo seeping through water-damaged sheet rock. This quite naturally lends itself to fanciful speculations on the nature of what might lie beyond this visible realm; adjacent lives streaming self-consciously through the great void of time and space.


Keeping it real.